Sometimes...

Though there is a "usual routine" that we all tend to follow in our day to day lives... It's almost necessary to have those "sometimes" moments interrupt the usual.. In a way.. Those moments or things are what make up who WE are... I'll give you a few of MY sometimes moments and things.. Maybe you can relate.. Maybe you will think I'm crazy.. Either way.. Here we go!

Sometimes I wear yoga pants to bed because I will just KNOW I won't want to get dressed the next day.. and I don't...

Sometimes I'd rather scrub my floors than put on makeup...

Sometimes I wear a hat instead of doing my 40 minute hair regime...

Sometimes I order pizza even if I don't want to eat it just so I won't have to cook...

Sometimes I am one of those scary Wal-Mart people you see after midnight...

Sometimes I go to the bathroom in the dark in the middle of the night and I look over my shoulder into the hallway the entire time.. just incase...

Sometimes I kick little kids out of my game lobby... And I don't feel bad about it.. They don't belong there anyway..

Sometimes I feel a sneeze coming on and immediately stop what I'm doing so I have time to cross my legs before it comes... 3 kids.. Just incase....

Sometimes I wait for my fuel light to come on before I even think about getting gas...

Sometimes I feel like a Sim when I try to let in as much light into my house as possible... (They feel happier when you do that on the game and SO DO I!)

Sometimes I growl when I get hurt... (Stub my toe or hit my not so funny bone..)

Sometimes I get tired of being the go to person for killing spiders in my house... Yup.. EVERYONE calls me... Even my husband...

Sometimes I'm afraid that I'll be under a tree mowing the lawn or something and a snake will fall on me.. I would die... Seriously...

Sometimes I wonder what people say about me behind my back... Not that I give a damn at all... But I'm sure it would be interesting to say the least if I were a fly on someone's wall.. Even for a day...

Sometimes I wish I could stay in bed and just SLEEP for a solid 24 hours... No interruptions, no errands, chores, calls, questions, NOTHING... Just solid hibernating sleep...

Sometimes I wish I had magical powers... I'd want them ALL! Mind powers... Flying.. Disappearing... Yup.. ALL OF THEM!

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get a call from a long lost or never known relative who wants to leave everything they have to me...

Sometimes I wish I had a stupid idea to make me lots of money.. Seems like all you need is a stupid idea for a TV Show, toy or App... Working on it...

Sometimes I get annoyed that I put so much into something and don't get the appreciation I expect...

Sometimes I get frustrated when all I want is a nice fountain Pepsi and it tastes gross... How they can't seem to get the mixture of syrup and carbonation right I'll never know...

Sometimes I binge watch old TV shows... Sometimes you just have to...

Sometimes I wonder what my wedding would be like if I had the chance to do it all over... For starters.. EVERYONE that WAS in it.. (Aside from my husband of course) WOULDN'T be again...

Sometimes I get frustrated when people with money complain to me about how they don't have money... Come on people... To me? Really? Go grab your $40 tissue and cry to someone else!

Sometimes I wonder why mopeds are allowed on the road... Have you ever been stuck behind one of those? It SUCKS! My longest stretch... 8 miles... 8 miles at 20mph feels horrible.... GET A LICENSE!

Sometimes I hide snacks so my kids or husband can't find them... Even if I don't intend on snacking on it for a few days... I still tuck it away...

Sometimes I think people take me being nice as being weak or dumb... BIG MISTAKE! You know who you are...

Sometimes I think about crashing onto the set of the Walking Dead while they film... They're only a few hours away after all... Ahhh... to meet them all... Even if it was while I was being arrested...

Sometimes I have the same dreams and or nightmares multiple times... Sometimes I can change them but most of the time I'm just stuck with the same outcomes...

Sometimes I log onto my bank account and hope there will be a huge, mysterious (and LEGAL!) deposit made...

Sometimes I wish I could be a master saver...

Sometimes I scare people just so I can have a good laugh.. A little demented sure... But hey.. It's who I am!

Sometimes I dance and sing in the shower.. After all.. Sometimes, it is the only ME time I get so.. why not?

Sometimes while I sing in the car, I wonder if I'm being recorded by some crazy hidden camera show... It doesn't STOP me but still.. it makes me wonder every now and then..

Sometimes I wish I could just skip holidays... Like Christmas... So commercial and stressing now... I would keep the tree... The rest of the dramatics can kiss my ass...

Sometimes I wish I could speak a rare language just so I could gauge peoples reactions when speaking it around them...

Sometimes my phone rings when I'm holding it to my hear having a fake conversation in an attempt to avoid store salesmen not associated with the actual store... Yeah.. It's happened a few times... Other than THOSE times, it works!

Sometimes I gross my husband out by telling him I drink KFC gravy.. I don't actually DO IT but he even thinks it's gross to lick the side of the bowl where it spills over! Come on now... A true KFC lover has definitely done that... Anyway, he calls that drinking gravy... Must be jealous...

Sometimes I get annoyed at the text response "k". It's like.. can you really not add the O to OK... Is it REALLY holding you up THAT much? One letter... Why even text back??? Anyway...



Ok! That is a few (or more...) of my sometimes things... Maybe you have some that made you say "Yeah that's me!" and maybe you don't.. Either way, that's my post for this lovely Monday night! I hope you all have a good one and feel free to leave me with one of your "sometimes" things!
Good night! -Super Mom