A quick pregnancy "song" :)

This is how I feel personally with MY OWN pregnancy both now and previously.. I had a song in mind when writing it. Think "Figaro.." like when the Robin Williams sings it as a cartoon bird in the beginning of Mrs. Doubtfire... Corny I know but if you read it fast while thinking of it, then it will flow the way I was thinking about it! :) ENJOY!





You're about to be sick, so you pee on a stick, then up very quick, pops up those two lines
Your stomachs all fizzy, you start to feel dizzy (often quite dizzy!) at the same time you're fine

Still in some shock, you go see the doc and no it's no crock but instead very true
You're congratulated, feeling elated, then you get dated on when you'll be due

You start to feel nervous as you get curvous (did I just say curvous?) as months go by
You're starting to think it's blue or it's pink, either way diapers stink.. oh goodness oh my!

Everyone knows, you're pregnant (it shows) good bye old clothes! Now it's pants with a band!
Food's getting creepy, you're always so sleepy, even get weepy! Now THAT I can't stand!

Annoyed with the petty, you're never ready and a lot of times sweaty yes that's really gross!
Sleeping's not easy, you often feel queasy, love foods that are greasy probably MOST!

Yay look at me, I again have to go pee, this has to be at least number nine!
No it's not fun, but it has to be done, to go number one.. oh man there's a line!

My running is frail, I feel like a whale, hate chips that are stale, I need a new bag!
Go out for a drive, feeling almost alive, for close parking I strive, I saw it first hag!

My walk is a waddle, I need baby bottles, my stomach I coddle, as I'm feeling it kick
A good baby shower, count down the hours, stomachs not sour! no more getting sick!

Good bye any fear, the dates almost here, time to go dear! Grab the bag and let's go!
In a gown on a bed, he's up by my head, I feel almost dead and it probably shows!

On the bed lying, I start to hear crying, happiness flying! My pain is no more
No way in harm, but instead full of charm, I hold out my arms, my baby is born!

The day it was long, now visitors gone, nothing went wrong. Now some sleep to be had!
It began with a stick, it was not at all quick, but worth getting sick. She's here and I'm glad.




Still a ways to go... But it never hurts to have fun... :) -Super Mom