Hashtags......

A day of hashtags in the Super Tired Super Mom world....... Just a few.....



#WhatdidIjuststepin

#Stoptrippledipping

#whereismyleftshoe

#Iamsofreakinghungry

#thedogateapullup

#myeyelinerisnotacrayon

#getthehelloutofmyway

#isthatabooger

#justbreathejustbreathejustbreathe

#dudewheresmykeys

#godineedicecream

#ihavechickenskin

#imnotcookingdinner

#mamaneedsacocktail

#sonofabitchtheresnotoiletpaper

#yayshrekagain

#dontclimbonthat

#fivemoreminutes

#wholeftthewateron

#whatsthatsmell

#timeforbed

#myasshurts

#ijustchangedthattire

#thisexpiredtwoweeksago

#nomorequestions

#stopcallingme

#ijustwenttothedamnstoreyesterday

#iwantamassage

#momsnothere