Sing along with me.......

This is what happens when there's nothing to do... I'm left alone with my crazy mind and it's twisted ways.... Below are parts of songs with my twist... The name is at the top so you can get the tune going. ;) Have fun... I did.. ^_^



-My Girl-
I've got water.. soaked up in my sock...
I just walked into the bathroom... isn't that a crock...
I guess you'd say.. what could make me think this way...
MY GIRLS.... (my girls, my girls) talking bout.. My girls.... MY GIRLS!
I've got SOOOOO many toys all over the place...
And there's clothes and shoes.. what's that, on your face?!?
"OH my"... you'd say... Who could make me cringe this way?
MY GIRLS....(my girls, my girls) still talking bout.. my girls... MY GIRLS!

-Sugar Pie Honey Bunch-
Little girl, holy crap... How could you do this to me? (this to me..)
You just help yourself... and don't care about nobody else..
You ate up all my cake (ate up all my cake) And left no piece for me! (piece for me)
You're still helping yourself... I should've kept that cake anywhere else...

-Just my imagination-
It's sunny, I'm drinking sweet drinks and I'm all by myself...
There's waves and there's music, the beach baby, oh yeah, where else...
To fall asleep in the sand with a drink in my hand and no kids, what a dream...
But it was just my imagination... making fun of me...
yeah, my stupid imagination.... What a dream that would be....


-I got Chills-
I got spills! They're all over.... and I'm about to lose control...
I've got towels... but they don't use 'em.. It's real confusin....
They better get up... Up off that freaking couch!
Do I look like a French maid??
They better get up... I'm gonna lose my mind!
Why the hell don't I get paid????
"You don't get paid?" Hell no, NO I don't get paid!
Whose cleaning it up (cleaning it up now) You hoo hoo.. HONEY
Whose cleaning it up (cleaning it up now) You, YEAH YOU, honey
Whose cleaning it up (cleaning it up now) I said You..... Yes it's true.... Yes you will to!!!!!


-Sh-Boom-
What's on the floor? What's on the floor now..? Oh crap, NO! OUCH! KABOOM!
Life would be a dream... If all these legos were just burning in hell...
I stepped on three before I leaned hard and fell
Who buys these things oh no...no.. not again... KABOOM!


-Witch Doctor-
I told the therapist I could not really sleep (Boom boom boom boom)
Because a child of mine sleep walks just like a creep (Boom boom boom boom)
She said "Just close your eyes and start by counting sheep" I'm thinking..
Yeah right, sure ok... are you licensed anyway, Uh huh, really? No, screw this I'm going home!


-Ain't no mountain high enough-
Listen baby.... There's no shelf too high or hidden drawer too low...
They keep finding my snacks baby...
Instead of my brownies, my sweet chocolate brownies,  I've only got frownies cuz baby
there ain't no shelf that's high enough... ain't no cupboards deep enough.. ain't no cubby hidden enough, to keep them from getting my snacks baby!


-Hello, Hello-
There's writing on the wall... and baby that's not all..
There's paint all over all the floors..
Not sure of your kid plans... Girl it's on your hands!
Get your butt back here through this door..
Oh no! Oh no!!!!!
What the hell has happened here?!!?
Not a surprise these twitching eyes
Oh no.. Oh NO!!!!!
Oh my God it's on the couch.... I'm melting down.. here goes... Oh no..... HELL NO.



Oh yeah....... That was... something... :) Good night! -Super Mom